Part 2 Easy Bake Coven

The Villagers had gathered together at the cliff point to watch Goodie Lee Goldstein be tested for witchcraft, assuming she'd fall to her death as ALL Good Christian women would have before her....but not this time.

For Lee WAS A WITCH!! And she was currently flying over their heads as they gaped at her in horror.

"OK, now, let's not jump to conclusions, everyone..." Biffy Goldstein, the husband of Lee, said with a nervous laugh

"Well, I'll be a son of a witch!!" Stanley Goldstein, Lee and Biffy's Son, gaped up at his mother, but a proud smile beaming and stretching across his face.

"Don't look so Happy!" Wing-Ming, Lee's Daughter, scolded at her twin brother. "Although, being a witch is about all the power and freedom I'll get in 1679 America. She acquiesced with a shrug.

"That's right, I'm a witch!" Lee decreed to the townsfolk with a distorted, modulated voice. "I'm the one who whithered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirt's itchy! ALL in the name of those INNOCENT women you so unjustly killed!"

"You mean those WEREN'T Witches!??!?" Mcfist exclaimed horrified, as he slapped his flesh hand over his eyes embarrassed. "Oh, this won't hold good on election year."

"Hey, you destroyed my turnip crop!" Accused Noah Nixon.

"No, that was gophers." Lee answered in her normal bored voice.

"Impossible, PRIVATE!! We burned all the gophers!" Barrage says, looking at his cleaners who nod their agreement.

Lee aims a nasty looking smile in the direction of Howard Weinerman, who's Sister got burned at the stake as a result of his accusing her of witchery.

"Not all of them!"

A evil cackle escaped her as she held out her opened hand, unleashing a ray of green energy that hit Howard, the green light changing the Portly man before his horrified wifes and villagers eyes.

"Ow ow ow ow!!"

Howard was then instantly transmogrified into a Human Sized Gopher!

"Awww! And I just married my Hot Wife!!" Howard exclaimed in horror, gesturing to a stunned ruby.

"HOWARD, YOUR A GIANT GOPHER! THIS IS NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT SEX!" Ruby screamed in frustration and horror.

"If not NOW, WHEN!??!?" Howard chattered.

But Lee was FAR from finished as she turned her sharp gaze to the Sheriff and his "Cleaner" men.

"AND THIS IS FOR PUSHING ME OFF THE CLIFF, BARRAGE!!" Lee shrieked, zapping Barrage as well, transforming him into a weak puny man, in a pink ballerina outfit. While simultaneously caussing the cleaners to melt into slag as she breathed a stream of fire onto them.

"AHH!! All my years of Service in the Queen's Navy," Barrage exclaimed in horror at his new form. "VANISHED!!!"

Everyone began frantically whispering in horror and amazement. Mayor McFist stepped forward to wave away the people.

"Okay, move on people. Nothing to see here. Just a powerful witch seeking her revenge against us....HOLY CRAP!!" McFist screams flailing in horror. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"As for the rest of you......"

Everyone looked up in terror when Lee spoke, for the Tazlewurm threw back it's head and then roared at them, opening it's mouth unleashed a huge cloud of bats.

Screeching and squeaking toward the screaming townfolks, who ran away from the advancing cloud of black bats.

"AAAAAGGHHH!!!"

"HELP ME!!!"

"MAY-DAY!! MAY-DAY!!"

"Ahhhh!! BAT-SPELL ZING!!"

"Wah-wah-waaaaaah!"

"Rawwwwwgh. WHERE'S VICE-ROY IN THIS STORY!!?!? I NEED A ANTI-BAT ROBOT!!"

"AHHH!!" Biffy screamed as he held Set close to himself as he ushered the kids in front of himself. "THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!!"

"Ahahahahah!!" Lee cackled as she flew off on her broomstick.

"Mom!! MOM!!" Wing-Ming screamed, holding out her hand to her mother because her other hand was being held by her brother. "CAN I HAVE YOUR JEWELERY IF YOUR NOT COMING BACK!?"

"RUN, SIS!! I DON'T WANT TO GET RABIES AT THIS AGE!!" Stanley yelled at his sister over the din.


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Lee flies to the clouds, soaring in the air for a while, before she saw what she was looking for this whole time.

A. Nigma  Mountain, inside of which is a deep, green Pyramid Rock, the source of ALL witch magic.

She flies through the ominous looking entrance, setting her sights on the large Pyramid at the base stands two women, a Dark Haired woman and a younger blond girl, the first is stirring the cauldron as the blond throws in some ingredients and samples the brew.

The blond girl was Brandy Silverman, aka Lee's old BFF and a fellow witch, married a rich man, killed him. Married a poor man, killed him, married a LOT of men and killed them all. She was decked in a black and green, long dress with shredded green and gray fabric around it. She sported a handbag, stuffed with squirming creatures, mushrooms and plants she threw into the cauldron, spitting or muttering over them as she did so. She had on her right finger a massive ruby ring on her middle finger, which glowed, the same swirling red was also evident in her eyes. She let her tongue flick over her lips, revealing her tongue was deep blue, as was her spit and lips.

The older woman had black hair, long luxurious eye-lashes which framed her violet eyes beautifully, as brushed her hand against a large, blood red-heart shaped ruby necklace. Which drew attention to her ample bosom, the left one of which was marked by a butterfly tattoo as purple as her eyes. However this beauty was marred by her nails, which were long, sharp, curved, black talons.

Vanessa was the Dark Spectre Queen, Head Witch of the United States and the Godmother of Lee.

"Mmmm. Needs more eye of newt." Brandy says to Dark Spectre Vanessa as she sipped the large ladle used for the cauldron.

"You ALWAYS want more eye of newt!" Vanessa groans out, rolling her eyes. "If it was up to you, the brew would be NOTHING BUT "Eye of Newt! Satan preserve me."

Lee flew down and landed in front of the cauldron, the Tazlewurm crawling off her to go perch on a stalagmite as she bowed her head, dragging her broom behind her as she walked toward the girls.

"Boy, what a day!" Lee huffed in a morose manner.

"Well, well, well, look who decides to grace us with a visit." Brandy snarks at Lee before getting her ear pulled by Vanessa. "Ow!!"

Vanessa glares at Brandy, before smiling sweetly at her goddaughter.

"If you told us you we're coming, I would've made fried cat." Vanessa exclaims, turning to sneer at Brandy who pets her little black kitten, matching Vanessa with her own sneer, hissing at her like a Bobcat.

"The Villagers found out I was a witch, so I had to leave my children and family." Lee sighs sadly, forming a chair out of the stone floor to flop in.

Brandy's ears perked up at hearing this bit of news.

"So, you finally left the "Walking Ape-Man," Lee?" Brandy snickered with a mean smirk.

"HIS NAME IS BIFFY," Lee hissed with her teeth gritted in anger.

"Whatever you like to call your 'Ape," Brandy snickered.

"DOWN, KITTEN!!" Vanessa snaps, slapping Brandy upside the back of the head. "I don't want to clean your blood and hair off the walls again!"

"OWW!! Why do you always take HER side?" Brandy demands in outrage.

"Because, I don't have a creepy lesbian fixation on her," Vanessa shot back with a narrowing of her eyes. "THAT'S why."

"What am I gonna do?" Lee groused. "My Marriage is shot, my life uprooted and my children possibly ostracized! How could this get any worse!?"

"You could be Pregnant." Brandy answered.

Lee froze in her seat in horror, as she did not consider that possibility, while Vanessa grabbed Brandy and forced her head into the cauldron. In a enraged attempt to drown the rude and big mouthed fellow witch.



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Down in the village Mr. And Mrs. Webber peered fearfully through their curtains up to the mouth of the might mountain.

"What are we going to do, Lynch!?" Victoria Webber fretted to her husband. "Those witches are up there plotting revenge! They might make us commit carnal sin!

"That'll be the day..." Lynch scoffed under his breath.

"What was that?" Victoria frowned at her husband

"Uhhh...No worries, my Splat Princess. They can't hurt us here." Lynch assured his Wife.

"But what about our children!?" Victoria fretted with worry. "I heard that Witches will fly down to your house at night and steal your children, so they can eat them!!"

Sadly for the couple, the witches brew Vanessa had prepared was a scrying potion, which showed the couple in their house. Lee was shown absentmindedly petting her tazlewurm, who's tail stirred the potion. Brandy blew a bubble-gum, which popped as she looked into the brew also.And hearing what Victoria said, Vanessa smiled with a look intrigue.

"Hmmm." Vanessa hummed with a smile. "Eat their Children."

"Gee." Brandy muttered over the loud chewing of her gum. "We were just going to switch their shoes!"

"Hey, a good idea is a Good Idea!" Lee cackled.

"LADIES, TO YOUR BROOMSTICKS!!" Vanessa yelled, rushing to her broomstick.

The Girls quickly dashed over to their respective broomsticks, hopping on board after grabbing a sack for each of them; before straddling their brooms and set off into the air.


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Lee,Vanessa and Brandy zoomed through the air down to the village, landing down in front of the door of Ser Webber and his wife, Victoria. Brandy stepped forward to knock on the door, the sound of her fist hitting the old wood echoed in the night air.

"Who's there?" Called the voice of Lynch Webber

"Witches!" Yelled out Vanessa, her and Lee opening their sacks wide in anticipation for their children.

"We're here to eat your kids!" Lee called out.

"Brandy, you made sure to bring the prune sauce didn't you?" Vanessa says to the younger witch. "I don't want that "Child-Weight" to go straight to my hips."

"You mean besides the massive fat already there?" Brandy snarked.

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Vanessa howled as her eyes glowing a deep neon purple color.

"Ok hold on!" Lynch called out, interrupting the incoming argument as he opened the door, holding out a cross to the Witches. "AND LOOK AT THIS!!"

The dramatic moment is derailed as the witches stare at him blankly, thou you couldn't tell with Brandy having the cross up in her face.

"Whatever...." Brandy scoffed, shoving the cross to the side and levitating Lynch up into the air, promptly hurling him into the nearby bookcase inside the Parlor room.

"LYNCHY!!" Victoria screamed, running from her young Daughter and Son to rush to her injured husbands side. "Are you alright!?"

"This is pay back for me stalking you during High School, isn't it?" Lynch whined to Lee as she entered the Webber household.

"Seriously?" Victoria asked her husband in a bland, outraged tone of voice.

"Alright, we've humiliated Lynch and debased his manhood," Vanessa pipes up with a impatient foot tap.

"Like that's hard to do." Lee cackled under her breathe.

"Now let's make with the kids!" Vanessa huffs out, shaking the open sack in way of emphasising her point.

"Bye, Daddy." The Son said as he and his sister were compelled to walk over into Lee and Vanessa's Sack.

"Hey, no kid for me?" Brandy pouts in annoyance.

"You don't need the extra calories." Vanessa sneers with a wink and a razz aimed at Silverman.

"Oooooh!!" Brandy growls in frustration.

"Don't blame yourself, Daddy." The Daughter wailed from within the sack. "You did everything you could."

As the witches turned and walked out with their quarry, Victoria glared down at her husband in disgust and contempt.

"Pathetic!"

Victoria looked around frantically for SOMETHING to appease the witches, and her eyes fell on a tray of gingerbread cookies she made for the bake shop.

"Oh, Wait a second, ladies!!" Victoria grabbed the tray and dashed after them, holding the tray out in front of herself. "Wouldn't you prefer some Gingerbread children?"

Lynch had dragged himself to the doorway and threw in his 10 cents.

"They're Boneless!"

The Three witches stopped and turned around in interest, before they walked forward and each one took a gingerbread-Child to bite off it's head.

"Mmmmm. Tasty." Vanessa murmured.

"Sweet, crunchy, delicious smell...." Lee said after swallowing her mouthful.

"And they have no bones to get stuck in your throat!" Brandy cheerfully declared with a jubilant smile.

"Forget the REAL kids, these are even better!" Lee pointed out, dropping her sack as did Vanessa in order to grab another cookie, while eating the one they already had causing the kids to fall to the ground.

"Oww!!"

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Preferring less bony treats, and cause Lee didn't want her kids mistreated for having a mother who ate children, opted to go around and frighten more parents. And willing trading treats for the children's lives.

The three Ladies were soon seen leaving the Weinerman household, where Ruby Weinerman stood in the doorway with her daughter, Hannah. Watching the witches leave with their sacks full of more goodies.

"Bye, Witches and Goodie Goldstein!" Calls out Hannah cheerfully. "Thanks for not eating me!"

Her father, still a Gopher, poked his head through the doorway over his wife's shoulder.

"Yeah, you Hags are alright!"

"Just for that, we're not gonna break the spell on you, Howard!!" Lee shouts over her shoulder to him.

"D'oh!!" Howard yells in annoyance.

Lee, Vanessa and BRandy opened up their sacks to compare their treats and goodies.

"What did you get?" Vanessa asked Lee.

"A Candied apple." Lee said, pulling out her caramel covered treat.

"I got a caramel cod!" Brandy exclaimed, joyfully taking a bite out of her treat.

As brandy and lee munched on their goodies, Vanessa looked contemplative for a while.

"You know, I was just thinking. Rather than giving people more Ammo to continue Witch hunts, and to spare Lee's children being out casted," Vanessa said getting the two girls attentions.

"Really?" Lee asked looking worried AND hopeful. "Cause I don't want to make the kids feel ashamed of their Jew-witch heritage by changing their names."

"That's your only concern? Not that they're already weirdos," Brandy teases in a mean way.

Brandy chokes as Vanessa uses levitation to shove the Caramel Cod up Brandy's mouth. As Brandy chokes on the cod, Vanessa faces Lee with a comforting smile.

"Well, why don't we do this EVERY year? Instead of eating the kids, we just ask for treats in a trade." Vanessa suggests to Lee, who beams in joy. "after all, Scaring people for treats is fun!"

"That's wonderful!! And these treats ARE tastier than real children." Lee replies.

"True. Thou I wish I hadn't filled up on those kids before we arrived at the Webbers house." Vanessa belches.

Then, after giving Brandy the Heimlich, they hopped onto their broomsticks and flew off into the moonlight.

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And that's the story of the very first caramel cod. I mean..Halloween. And it wasn't long before this yearly custom became an annual tradition.

Stanley and Wing-Ming were soon accepted, despite the fact their mother was a witch, but rather than face her wrath, learned to recognize the Goldstein kids as they always were, before their mother was exposed.

And soon EVERYONE in their villagers began to follow, Lee, Brandy And Vanessa's example, of going from house to house to ask for treats.


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Several Trick-or-treaters, dressed up in various outfits with decorations scattered around on the homes, watched in amusement as The Goldsteins, minus mom, watched their father toss eggs at a house.

Splat-Splat-Splat-Splat!

Several eggs were tossed at the house by Biffy, dressed up in a sexy belly-dancer outfit, as Wing-Ming was dressed like Pocahantos. Stanley as a pirate and slightly older Set, now able to stand on his own, was dressed as a teddy bear.

SHATTER!

A rock was then thrown by Biffy through the window, Biffy was getting angrier and angrier.

"COME ONE!" Shouted Biffy through the broken window. "GIVE MY KIDS SOME CANDY!! DON'T PRETEND YOUR NOT HOME!!"

"Daaaaad, that's our house!" Stanley informed his oblivious father of the fact. Which, was of course the truth.

Everyone of the townsfolk who stopped to stare at Biffy egg his house, laughed and taunted the Good Ser Goldstein, and Wing-Ming threw salt onto the wound further.

"Yeah! He didn't even know his wife was a witch!" Wing-Ming tossed out there. Biffy stares at his daughter unimpressed for a moment.

"She's a witch!!" Biffy points at Wing-Ming, his face taking on a dramatic expression which seems to work it's OWN magic on the townsfolk. For they immediately start yelling and chase Wing-Ming, who screams and rushes off down the road, various trick-or-treaters picking up farming tools and torches to attack Wing-ming.
The townspeople shout things like "get her!" and chase her into the distance. Biffy looks pleased with his work.

"You realize since Mom's a Witch she's gonna curse you for this, rihgt?" Stanley reminds his Still oblivious father.

"DAMN IT!!" Biffy grunts out in horror.

             
          HAPPY HALLOWEEN BRENDA/RIOTREBEL!!